Lists:
Halls of Fame
So far there are two halls of fame: the ‘Wild at Heart Hall of Fame’ and the ‘Buttoned-Up Hall of Fame.’ So far these seem sufficient. Wild at Heart is for people who approach life like Lou Reed, filled with passionate intensity. They’re often onstage, in-front of the camera, not giving a fuck and also giving the most fucks and just able to be in the animal sense, showing us all the wild side of life, but with heart. Buttoned-Up are those people that pour their inner spirit into something in private; they’re in the corner of the room, avoiding eye contact, but deep down they have a burning engine of all sorts – they’re the Tennysonian masters of their passions, mainly by buttoning it up and writing it down.
All selections are subjectively taste-based. There are crossovers.
It seems that there is a divide between music people and writers. Someone who is on the more bookish end of music (Mark Smith, for example) can be both WatH and B-U, so can Julia Child: she presents herself as B-U, but she’s most definitely a geyser of WatH. I think Anthony Bourdain would’ve killed to have been B-U, but he committed to the WatH lifestyle and image (heroin, tatts, cigs’ll all do it). Someone like Nick Cave would kill to be considered either, but he is neither. He is Hipster Bait, which is a whole other story. David Foster Wallace is also HB – we’re not letting just anyone in. Emily Bronte is so WatH it almost hurts, and Jane Austen is pending, because neither of us have actually read anything by her, but she is hovering around the B-U hall – she can be the hall monitor.
The Wild at Heart Hall of Fame
- Bob Dylan post-motorcycle accident
- Lou Reed
- Lee Hazlewood
- Iggy Pop
- Charles Bukowski
- Valerie Solanas
- Jean Rhys
- Mark E Smith
- Donna Kossy
- Julia Child
- Anthony Bourdain
- Roberto Bolano
- Emily Bronte
- Kanye West
- John Donne
- Moe Tucker
- Nelson Rodrigues
- Ciro Gomes
The Buttoned-Up Hall of Fame
- Bob Dylan pre-motorcycle accident
- Philip Larkin
- Fernando Pessoa
- T.S. Eliot
- Kurt Vonnegut
- Harvey Pekar
- Emily Dickinson
- Andrew Plotkin
- Anne Elizabeth Moore
- Jorge Luis Borges
- Buster Keaton
- John Cale
- Marcus Pereira
- Nathan Fielder
- John Cheever
- Ken Knabb
Pending
- Jane Austen
- Leonard Cohen
Reasons Why I Like Crispin Glover
by Talita
The thing about Crispin Glover, I think, is that people think he's trying to be Wild at Heart when in reality he's Buttoned Up to the core. I wrote a list of things I like about Crispin Glover while I was waiting for my photocopies yesterday:
- - Such a funny actor! I ended up liking him just because I've always loved how he overacted his socks off in Back to the Future, I was a fan, and I saw he was coming to London. And then his show turned out to be just this bizarre mixture of him telling his life story in a dragging monotone - I later found out he memorises answers to common question and just repeats them forever, he has a 1000+ page document on Word with all his answers to questions which he's basically memorised - this kinda-good but ultimately pointless (a genre I do have a weakness for) movie about a serial killer with cerebral palsy who has a fetish for long hair, and an autograph session that went on for three hours because he would chat with every single person for ages. Then I went to talk to him and he was just so polite, thought Buenos Aires was in Brazil, thought Brazil was in the European Union, just really very polite.
- - My point is I think he came to be what he is because he has some really funny ideas about acting, you can imagine him doing his stretches and voice exercises before a scene, all focused. But he's just very bad at pitching it right, which ends up working out for certain roles. He's like an acting savant, like a dude who can play the piano amazingly well but can't "play with feeling" you know?
- - His story about getting kicked out of BTTF because he thought the ending was too materialistic is just very endearing. He was like 20 years old at the time, and he does this impression of Robert Zemeckis yelling at him "I want to be rich, Crispin, I want to be rich!"
- - He did this Instagram series about his Czech chateau, which he insists on calling a chateau, for starters, probably because of some super technical definition he got told when he bought it